Posted in At Your Service, tagged Activision, AWOL, Black Ops, Call of Duty, DIY, Freecycle, freecycle funny blog, Hugh Hefner, Nintendo, Playboy, PS3, teen boy, teenager, winemaking, Xbox 360 on February 21, 2011| 2 Comments »
ATTENTION TEENAGE BOYS…STOP PLAYING “BLACK OPS” for a minute and GET ON FREECYCLE! (The mods are AWOL right naaaw) YOU CAN THANK US LATER!!!!!
OFFER: Collection of 1980’s Playboy magazines–This is a very large lot from 1980 through 1990, in very good condition. Must take all.
OFFER: Homebrew Heaven Winemaking kit – Mxxxxxxn Village–Got this as a gift and never used it. I’m pretty sure you have to buy the grapes but all the other supplies are here.
Posted in At Your Service, tagged bird, couples counseling, Freecycle, husband, inspirational, parrot, Playstation on July 26, 2010| Leave a Comment »
Image by nettsuI know your first instinct once you read this post is to laugh. I must admit we had hearty giggle or two. But let’s see this for what it really is. It’s a cry for help. Freakcycle to the rescue.
WANTED: Any Parrot -PLEASE READ
I would like to have a parrot. Any size or color will do. I will love
it no matter what. Willing to exchange husband if necessary. He is
good at Playstation and couch warming. Squawks but is learning
commands.
Freakcycle’s gonna play matchmaker for a sec. No, we aren’t going to find a parrot for this lady. Parrots are a dime-a-dozen on Freecycle, probably because they live forever. Husbands are rarely offered, probably because they are rare and often delightful, right ladies? She needs one of our “At Your Service” connections to remind her of that so we found a little bit of inspiration in the form of a plaque.
Dear lady, if you are reading this blog, take a moment and heed our advice. These few and precious words will bring back all the reasons you married your sweet, little Playstation-playing couch potato.
OFFER: plaque-4 x 6″ gold-tone frame. Calligraphy quote:
“How blessed I am … how blessed I’ve been … you’re not only my husband … you’re my best friend.”
Has some dried flowers inside the frame too. I still love my husband, it’s just the frame that doesn’t go anymore!
Please let me know when you’d like to pick up in your response.
Posted in At Your Service, tagged aberrant behavior, aggressive, bad kitty, bones, cat, chewing, dog, dog toys, foster, Freakcycle, Freecycle, neurotic, whiskers on April 27, 2010| Leave a Comment »
Image by patti haskins
Freakcycle has a cuckoo kitty who chews the whiskers off of the other kitty. He does it surreptitiously, in the guise of grooming her but he knows it’s wrong. Cheek whiskers, eyebrow whiskers-the other cat has none to speak of except stubby remnants, sort of like a 5 o’clock shadow in whisker form. She crashes into walls from time to time and we’ve tried everything to dissuade this strange exchange but he continues…Kitty 1’s behavior is bizarre and unexplainable but 100% true to the rest of his character. He is totally nuts but we love him and figure he is in the best company with us. We complement each other, just like these two Freecycle posts do.
WANTED: heavy duty dog toys,chews,bones, etc – Holmdel
I have a foster dog staying at my home. He has been here 3 months. One
of his major issues was resource guarding..meaning he would be aggressive
with toys, bones, snacks, etc. I am happy to report I have cured him of that
problem! I can give him toys and put my hand near his mouth, etc. yay!
saved another one!
now my problem is whatever I give him he is destroying! He chews them
apart same day….I know some of you must have a “kong” lying around, or some
other such chewy toy/bone that your dog never touches..and I would love to
give it some good use rehabbing this foster boy.
anything he can chew would be appreciated!
OFFER: Book
Hi….
It is a hard cover book, entitled How to Live with a Neurotic Dog,
written by Stephen Baker.
Reliable pick-ups only!!!
Posted in At Your Service, tagged bald, club, Craigslist, curly, Freecycle, hair, Halloween, Missed Connections, mohawk, public service, stylish, wig on March 25, 2010| 1 Comment »
Freecycle should worship the ground that we stand on. We introduce the category “At Your Service.” If we find a WANTED post that is looking for its match, we will post them together and hope there is synchronicity, kind of like “Missed Connections” on Craigslist. You’re welcome.
WANTED: Man’s wig prefer curly one
There is a guy at my work that just shaved his head and someone called
him “Curly” since he has no hair.. so anyway he mentioned wanting a
wig.. so anyway anyone have one they aren’t using.”
OFFER: New stylish mohawk wig (very nice)-This is an item that is actually very beautiful, Its black and the middle is a deep bronze and very stylish. I went through a phase where I wanted to cut my hair and needed to see how short I wanted to go.. I never did cut my hair but I did keep the item and its never been worn.
Good for : Testing out the style, flat out getting Stylish and Club wear
Not : Halloween type
Pick up anytime..
Posted in At Your Service, tagged beer, donation, Freecycle, green, Ireland, Irish, leprechaun, luck, lucky, necklaces, project, shamrock, St. Patrick's Day, trap on March 17, 2010| Leave a Comment »
Image by ihave3kidsSorry I’m posting so late. Getting my beer on…
WANTED: Project Items: We need to build a leprechaun trap. I am in need of:
Two long pieces of square wood
One wood platform 3 inches thick 12 X12
Green paint
Ivy or green foliage (fake)
Fake flowers
A small (dollhouse) chair..
A mesh bowl..
If you have ANY of these things please contact me.
Thank you
Becca
Hey Becca, Save yourself the trouble. Why catch one when you can get one on Freecycle?
OFFER: St. Patrick’s Day Items- I have some St Patrick’s Day items for donation, including a very large stuffed
Leprechaun(almost full Adult size) that normally sits in a chair. Also, some
light up shamrock head bands and necklaces.
Please let me know if you are interested and I can leave these items on the
porch for you to collect.
Posted in At Your Service, Not a Germophobe?, tagged bed, Blog, children, Freakcycle, Freecycle, Freecycle Funnies, mattress, offer, princess, stain, stained, wanted on March 15, 2010| Leave a Comment »
We don’t have to be just a blog, you know. We can give the people what they want. Take these two posts for instance. Should we arrange a pickup?
Image by deepwarrenWANTED: –Greetings group,Children grow and it is time for my princess to have her own bed. Right now we have a Queen air mattress that has the dual sides. As soon as I am blessed with the mattress sets that I need, I will offer up what we have.
I would greatly appreciate sets that do not have any breaks in the frame or stains (such as from body fluids, people or animals) that I can not clean out completely.
If you have one size and not the other, that is okay. That brings me closer to what I need. I would greatly appreciate your help. Thank you.
Respectfully,
Maria
OFFER: I have a used decent mattress, has a juice stain on one side and I tried to clean it out but just made it bigger. Yikes. Its pinkish so you know it isnt body fluid.
No funny smells….Non smoking home.– submitted by Pantera Rocks on our Fans of Freakcycle page.
Freakcycle 