Freak Tweets of The Week- # 4

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• T-shirt slogan for my life right now: “I Went On Freecycle.org For A Multi-Track Recorder But All I Could Find Was A F*#**$@#g Rat Cage’.-by natalie_shaw

• To whom it concerns on #Freecycle/#Freegle everywhere: it’s chest of DRAWERS not chest of draws.-by dizzily

• #freecycle “wanted – BOAT ANY CONDITION” … WE ARE SINKING -by roryok

• #freecycle “Hi i know its a long shot but im just wondering has anyone a rifle scope there not using” long shot! Gettit? -by roryok

• Honestly, it’s hysterical, some of the things you see on Freecycle beggar belief. “Offered – Artificial left leg” for example.-by doodledawne

• My local Freecycle emails are a constant source of both joy and horror. Someone is asking for a “Complete Wii system with games” -by doodledawne

• Gotta love @freecycle – my pick of the day: ‘Mannequin legs. One leg has a chip’. -by bean_mother

• GREATEST freecycle post EVER! “Dryer lint (2grocery bags) please no phone numbers, just let me know when you want to pick up. Thanks.” LOL!

• Some one is offering a smoke machine on freecycle. Why am I compelled to ask for it? -by mafiu

• After brutha blows out the candles on his cake, Chris gets upset we’re lickin candles & tossing them, “I was gonna post those on Freecycle!” -by EKat

• I am selling my husband on freecycle. For free. I think he’s overpriced. -by Mediamun

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