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I know your first instinct once you read this post is to laugh.  I must admit we had hearty giggle or two.  But let’s see this for what it really is.  It’s a cry for help. Freakcycle to the rescue.

WANTED: Any Parrot -PLEASE READ

I would like to have a parrot. Any size or color will do. I will love

it no matter what. Willing to exchange husband if necessary. He is

good at Playstation and couch warming. Squawks but is learning

commands.

Freakcycle’s gonna play matchmaker for a sec.  No, we aren’t going to find a parrot for this lady.  Parrots are a dime-a-dozen on Freecycle, probably because they live forever. Husbands are rarely offered, probably because they are rare and often delightful, right ladies?  She needs one of our “At Your Service” connections to remind her of that so we found a little bit of inspiration in the form of a plaque.

Dear lady, if you are reading this blog, take a moment and heed our advice.  These few and precious words will bring back all the reasons you married your sweet, little Playstation-playing couch potato.

OFFER: plaque-4 x 6″ gold-tone frame.  Calligraphy quote:

“How blessed I am … how blessed I’ve been … you’re not only my husband … you’re my best friend.”

Has some dried flowers inside the frame too. I still love my husband, it’s just the frame that doesn’t go anymore!

Please let me know when you’d like to pick up in your response.


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Aww hell…this made me giggle.

WANTED: Verizon Cell Phone Desperate-I just washed my husbands phone in the washing machine and he is not a happy camper. Before I have a miserable weekend listening to him how I did this and really don’t have the money to spend on a new phone , does anyone have one that stills works but they have gotten an upgrade.

Would really appreciate it.

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  • T-shirt slogan for my life right now: “I Went On Freecycle.org For A Multi-Track Recorder But All I Could Find Was A F*#**$@#g Rat Cage’.-by natalie_shaw
  • To whom it concerns on #Freecycle/#Freegle everywhere: it’s chest of DRAWERS not chest of draws.-by dizzily
  • #freecycle “wanted – BOAT ANY CONDITION” … WE ARE SINKING -by roryok
  • #freecycle “Hi i know its a long shot but im just wondering has anyone a rifle scope there not using” long shot! Gettit? -by roryok
  • Honestly, it’s hysterical, some of the things you see on Freecycle beggar belief. “Offered – Artificial left leg” for example.-by doodledawne
  • My local Freecycle emails are a constant source of both joy and horror. Someone is asking for a “Complete Wii system with games” -by doodledawne
  • Gotta love @freecycle – my pick of the day: ‘Mannequin legs. One leg has a chip’. -by bean_mother
  • GREATEST freecycle post EVER! “Dryer lint (2grocery bags) please no phone numbers, just let me know when you want to pick up. Thanks.” LOL!
  • Some one is offering a smoke machine on freecycle. Why am I compelled to ask for it? -by mafiu
  • After brutha blows out the candles on his cake, Chris gets upset we’re lickin candles & tossing them, “I was gonna post those on Freecycle!” -by EKat
  • I am selling my husband on freecycle. For free. I think he’s overpriced. -by Mediamun

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This lamp is only 4 years old and still in style.

It is a bit tall it measures 24 inches. My kids keep knocking it over.

Comes with shade – It has a small ornate glass piece towards the top of the lamp, very nice. I have to get rid of it before hubby throws away.

this lamp works fine, very top piece is slightly bent, any strong guy could bend it back.

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