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If Freakcycle were to post a WANTED, without any repercussions from a self-righteous Freecycler, or threat from an annoying blogging watchdog like Freakcycle (we hate us!) the post would read a little something like this:
WANTED: Anything and everything I’ve ever been denied- Here’s a short list Freecycle folks, in case you can help me out. A Big Wheel ’cause I never had one as a child, size 8 quad roller skates with blue wheels in mint condition, a potter’s wheel with a year’s supply of clay, a horse (preferably an Arabian) to ride when the spirit moves me, a big plus if the the horse’s name is “Ghost Rider”, “Double Fantasy” (my fave John and Yoko album) or “Wind Runner”. I’m also looking for an Atari 2600 (controllers included of course) with the games Ms. Pac Man, Asteroids, Pole Position, Breakout, Centipede, Galaxion, Mario Brothers , and Cookie Monster Crunch, a Saab 900 Turbo convertible with a leather interior (if you have one laying around), this huge collection of WWF Classic wrestlers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ztLVzUIfU, and a fly swatter that yells “Die, sucker!”. Thanks.
Ours is not nearly as bad as these two, right? Right?
WANTED: Anything for a Wedding
I am getting married in October and this is going to be a wedding that is very budget cautious. I am in need of just about everything at this point. Hoping to have Calla Lillies and the such to accent the wedding, bridesmaids dresses will hopefully be in a brown/chocolate/latte color. If you have just gotten married or have been married but have things that you would be willing to donate to a girl who would really appreciate it please consider sending me an email and helping me make my dream wedding come true. In need of everything!!
Thanks to Q for sending to us via SUBMISSIONS
WANTED: Babyshower stuff- im having a little boy and i need everything for the babyshower
Yes, all from the same person:
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WANTED: See List (name of town)
Posted by: xxxxxxx@aol.com
Fri Sep 3, 2010
wanted stroller,cokoo clock,3 cupboards (my kitchen is over 100 years old,they never had cupboards,dark blue rug,size 10 by 12.preferably blue but any dark color would do.roll top desk, record player.
these are items i am looking for..wanted a 1.Tmobile phone and charger that will support my internet and takes a sims card,prefer touch screen but anything will do. ..exersaucer for my grandbaby,she is 6 months old i think that is what it is called..back in my days they were called walkers..looking for a highchair… either nintendo,super nintendo or gameboy, . lawnmower, mountain bikes (need 2),.looking for king and queen size fitted and top sheets, humidifier,fake fireplace electric heater,outddoor patio set with umbrella
.Thank You..
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