How do we begin this comeback? Tail-between-the-legs fashion? Nah, too uncomfortable. I hate g-strings and a tail would feel much the same way.
Cajoling and excusing? Nah, too wimpy. I prefer bombastic but is that TOO AGGRESSIVE for being in-absentia for a near year????
Okay then, how about lamb-tastic? Soft and non-threatening and completely approachable. Maybe dropping some Bible knowledge will further gild the lily?
Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves– Matthew 7:15
Are we false prophets? Maybe just a little. We did preach that we’d be bringing it back only to disappear into the mountains again. Are we ravenous wolves? Um, yeah, so what? Who isn’t?
We are many things, but today we choose to be the bellwether.
What’s a bellwether? Normally we’d tell you to ask a farmer but we decided to throw you a bone since we are technically trying to get back into your good graces. We’re not farmers but we’re well-versed in Matthew and Sheep 101 terminology.
A bellwether is a sheep that leads the herd often wearing a bell.
Ding dong…we’re back.
WANTED: Sheep- Rxx Bxxxx
I’m interested in possibly one or two sheep. I would like to communicate with someone who has experience in raising them. I have a big yard with plenty of grass.Thanks, Axxxxxxx
PS- I love wool. I love wool sweaters, especially when they have the Jeanne Bice stamp of approval…
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