Revisiting Freakcycle’s Wish List- Apocalypse Style

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Just because we’re quite comfortable using the sarcasm stick to make fun of Freecycling buffoons does not mean that we don’t have wants, needs, and desires that are worthy of a guffaw or two.

The Internet Gods say that in order to give good blog, you must be able to be vulnerable, put yourself out there a bit, and give personal and compelling information from time to time in order to connect and grab your readers.

Here it is people…wait for it, waiit for it…

We’re greedy bastards.  That’s it.

Okay, we love puppies and unicorns too, but that’s for a post-Rapture post, if we’re not chosen to ascend. (Please God, take us, they know about the unicorn stuff now).

We figured heck, since the end of the world is upon us, why not hover opportunistically over the Freecycle forums like a circle of vultures over a 3 day-old whistle-pig corpse? We stand just as good a chance as anyone of getting a few of the items on our wish list since the end of the world is upon us, no?

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Am I Cranky, or What?

I’ve been on a self-imposed vacation this past week but I’ve been bone-tired and kind of cranky.  Of course, this is the week all the freaks come out.  So here you go.  But please, tell me…are these posts annoying or is it just me?

• greetings freecyclers! !!
  i am looking for a futon mattress super clean it is gonna be my as well as my sons bed ( if you could drop off would be great have very small car.  also stud type earring dont have to have backs just small studs
• I am looking for a stackable washer/dryer.. In decent working condition.. Also a Golf Bag Cart… Thanks
• I know these are wish lists and perfume is considered a luxury these days
  with money going to necessities.
  If anyone has any Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds that they don’t like or want, partial or full, I would like this for my mother in law
  For me if anyone has any Estee Lauder Beautiful regular or sheer, or White
  Linen that they don’t want or use, I would love to take off your hands.
  Willing to try other fragrances but these are what I can tolerate so far
  without getting a headache…LOL.

I think I’m just cranky.

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