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We literally are in disbelief at why we would put these three masterpieces together. Nothing in common except the extraneous use of literally, not always correctly but literally, almost correct. Still with us? We list them for you accurate and precise, just as they were written, typos and all, a faithful representation of what was written, verbatim: a literal translation:following or representing exactly what these Freecycle kook jobs wrote…word for word. Literally. We could go on and on here but literally, we’re out of synonyms.
WANTED: Water bath canner- I have literary worn out the insert for my canner. If you have just the insert that would be fine. If you have the whole canner that would be wonderful. I can pick up at your convenience.
WANTED: Twin bed- I know a boy that is sleeping on a bed where the bedsprings literally poke
holes in his shirts. If anyone has a bed and ideally sheets, I know he
would love the surprise.
WANTED: Mans Pants- Casual, khaki, cargos, jeans, nothing fancy. Husband has lost quite alot of weight and his pants are literally falling off! 34 or 36 inch waist would be great! Quick pick up. Thanks so much for reading!
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